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  • Member News

    December 13, 2012 | Posted By: | Member News · New Girls |

    To the 100 registered members going WTF?

    It’s taking a little longer to put together a group of girls for direct referral and availability right here at the border, but I hope to have a solid group by end of year.

    In the meantime,  if you would like Tour Services and consultation on where to go, what to avoid, and how to get the best chicas in the highest quality hotels at the lowest prices, contact me directly at 858-771-0709.


    There is no law about prostitution on the national level in Mexico.  The municipalities have varying degrees of written law toward the control of prostitution, with penalties that amount to low traffic tickets.   The infractions have mostly to do with girls offering their services outdoors in inappropriate neighborhoods.  All neighborhoods are inappropriate for streetwalkers, except for a designated area like Zona Norte.  They contain it, but it’s something they really don’t take that seriously.

    The thing that most guys hate are the layers of scams you often have to go through to get to what you came down for.  Starting with the taxi ride.  It isn’t dangerous so much as it’s obnoxious.

    In the beginning I had those disappointing nights too in Zona Norte.  I’ve paid my dues and know what’s going on down here and can guide you past that.   But I wanted to add something more, a way to just walk in and get what you want without even getting into a taxi.  That’s why I put this site together  for American guys who want a quick, safe trip to TJ for one purpose, to meet with a nice girl who’s fun to be with for a reasonable rate, and leave.  That is what will always happen.  It was actually easy to put this together, and it’s easy to maintain the standards I have committed to.

    D B

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    Not a chick…

    December 19, 2012 | Posted By: | Video |

    This is one of the less obvious TS youtube stars. I like her voice best.

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    What Guys Think About During Sex

    December 18, 2012 | Posted By: | Uncategorized · Video |

    I don’t know about you all, but it’s not what I think about during sex…that much.

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    The Four Seasons of Methamphetamine | Word

    December 18, 2012 | Posted By: | Uncategorized · Video |

    Be careful out there…

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    What’s In A Word | Various Thoughts on the Word “SLUT”

    December 17, 2012 | Posted By: | Video |

    Opinions are like Genitals.  Everybody’s got em.

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    Tour Guide Services | Dick Management 101

    December 16, 2012 | Posted By: | Admin Corner · Blog · Member News · Uncategorized |

    For those who want to check out Tijuana, warts and all, I provide Tour Services.  I provide this service one on one. I won’t do a group of guys, and won’t necessarily accept all who request.

    I like dealing with certain types of guys.  Guys who are just starting to realize that they’re not normal, they want to enter the world of Nothing Matters | Everything Is Permitted.  They think they want someone to give them a Tour because it’s foreign and dark and subterranean and it’s just a curiosity thing, maybe get a piece of ass but…no big deal.  It is a big deal.  It’s probably where you’re going to spend a lot of time and money over the years, sometimes sporadic, sometimes every night, sometimes take a year or two off….but always, sometimes.

    It’s more about the rapport we have than the money. It’s the basis on which I choose to include girls to recommend on this site. Money is important, but it needs to be second to giving top priority to the quality of any hour or two you spend with another person. I won’t accept money unless you feel you got real value and benefit and protection from hanging with me and looking around at truly one of the strangest culturally upside down, unfairly badmouthed and misunderstood cities in the world.

    Generally this will run you $20 to $30 for 2 or 3 hours.  It will eliminate the negative things that would have happened to you, burnt for hundreds of dollars on things you keep to yourself….things that could happen spanning a year or two, maybe three.  Hard thing to measure, but I believe that’s what you would prevent by having someone like me show you around.

    Eventually membership will be divided into Basic, and Enhanced. Tour Guide services will be free to those who subscribe to the Enhanced Membership, which will be around $12 a month. There will be more goodies than just that, this is just a glimpse of the near future.

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  • Bitches That Hold Out | Amy

    December 16, 2012 | Posted By: | Video |

    Bitches get to call bitches, bitches. But if YOU call them, y’know, Bitches, they’ll be ALL up in your shit, like, you know…

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    Failing Upward

    December 16, 2012 | Posted By: | Oddly Funny · Video |

    Videos for guys who are 20 minutes from passing out because it’s really late, they’ve been out all night, they’re high as fuck, they’re in front of a computer and landed on this NakedTijuana site and it gave them hope they could still get laid and save money at the same time, even though the sun seems to be coming up, where did I put that tweak… YEAH, YOU guys…  This FAIL shit is guy humor, simple 3 Stooges type of content, for exhausted failed playboys with no class and less money….  This will take the edge off and pull some big laughs out of you, make you vomit with happiness, make you feel less like a loser…the dope and beer will have you waking up in 9 hours with a headache and selective amnesia.   Goodnight…

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    Border Construction Update

    December 14, 2012 | Posted By: | Blog · Border News |

    How things will look when finally completed, this coming year?  Maybe?

    The new entry to Mexico…looks more like the Entrance to a Prison, doesn’t it.  Check out how to find when you get off the trolley in the video below…


    The mad dash back to TJ after working all day in the United States, around 6 pm. Used to do that quite a while ago. Crossing this border as part of your work commute is the most exhausting thing in the world…

    Whether on the frontlines or working behind the scenes supporting our mission, CBP employees know that the work they do is vital to our nation’s security. This young man is about to enter basic training as a CBP, protecting our nation from open-mindedness, non-Christians, substances other than alcoholic beverages and cigarettes, and fags. Do you have the steely commitment and focus that he has? Probably not….

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    Things Boys Don’t Understand | Jenna Marbles

    December 12, 2012 | Posted By: | Video |

     Now you fuckin knuckleheads out there, you need to take this chick seriously.  Most of Jenna Marbles video get 15 million views apiece.  You will laugh, you will joke about how tight her pussy might be, you will envy her talent, but if you really listen, your intimate relationships, as a hobbyist, boyfriend, or husband…will improve.   You might even become…respectable.  …

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    The Best of Backpage | Personals, Women Seeking Men

    December 11, 2012 | Posted By: | Blog · Border News |

    Was browsing the backpage ads and came across something truly bizarre, even hilarious.  Most of the girls in the Escort or even in the supposedly non-commercial Personals where this one came from, try to blur their faces, or turn them away from the camera.   But this chick accomplished the same thing by exhaling a huge cloud of smoke from a meth pipe, mutely telegraphing that she liked to party at the same time.

    The ad itself was incomprehensible.  She even wrote that gentlemen bringing approved party favors such as “tina” and “420″ were especially welcome.  See for yourself.  Best of Backpage | Personals Ad

    Maybe I should call this one personally, check it out for you hobbyists, make sure she’s keepin it real, get the low down….

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    All I Want For Chanukah is Hookers & Blow

    December 10, 2012 | Posted By: | Blog · Video |

    Inane, annoying, and soooo not funny you feel actual ANGER watching it, made by the son of a Meshuggana Jewish Mega Talent Agent with a corner office in Century City, but with “Hookers & Blow” in the title, relevant for Rank, right…?

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  • Jenna Marbles Shares…

    December 10, 2012 | Posted By: | Video |

    Ditto for what I said about Things Boys Don’t Understand Part 1

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    My Thing For Lady Detroit

    December 9, 2012 | Posted By: | Video |

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    What make a ho, a ho

    December 8, 2012 | Posted By: | Video |

    Two black girls discuss what, exactly, makes a whore, a whore…

    All you female ladies out there…kind of make you think? Okkaaayy?

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    Tijuana wins soccer game, citizens go crazy…

    December 8, 2012 | Posted By: | Blog · Border News |

    Taking a break from scouting for girls, I basically went running down the center of Revolucion getting in the faces of the revelers with my camera attached to a monopod and pointed at them like a gun.  From 4 pm till well after midnight it was like this.

    A walk in the park by mynakedtijuana

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